March is the best time for a vasectomy!
Now is the time to get that vasectomy you’ve been putting off!
Get snipped before the NCAA Basketball tournaments and you can kick back and watch basketball for 3 days!
How does it work?
- Consult and Procedure on the Same Day (Depending on insurance)
- No Scalpel Procedure Available
- Get a Free Tee-Shirt
- 3 Days Off – Doctor’s Orders
- Extended Hours for appointments, including Fridays
What is Vas-Madness?
Across the nation, Urologist have found an increase in Vasectomy Appointments in the month of March. The procedure has been linked to the common sports craze of March Madness, where Sports Fans draft up their brackets for the long anticipated NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. Why do men feel the urge to go through a vasectomy procedure for basketball? Doctors will urge their patients to sit back and relax for around 3 days, excused from any heavy lifting. This results in men laying in bed all day, watching basketball. It’s a great excuse to focus on your brackets!
Do you need a form signed to show your work? Or maybe you need a form signed to show your significant other that you can’t help around the house? Download these forms today, print them out, and bring them in to your Vas-Madness procedure to be signed by your assigned Doctor.
Questions About No Scalpel Vasectomy?
We are happy to schedule an appointment and take the time to discretely answer all the questions and concerns you may have. If you any have questions about getting a no scalpel vasectomy, visit our FAQ or contact our adult urology experts at Advanced Urology Associates at 815.409.4930 or request an appointment.