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Vas-Madness Season is here, making March the best time for a vasectomy!

Your four-day vacation is right around the corner! The NCAA tournament is an excellent distraction for recovery from your vasectomy.

Its time to make the appointment, grab your frozen peas, get your feet up, the remote in hand and tune into March Madness!

Get snipped before the NCAA Basketball tournaments and you can kick back and watch basketball for 3 days!

How does Vas-Madness work?

  • Advanced Urology Associates offers Vasectomy CONSULTS and SAME DAY PROCEDURES (Depending on insurance)
  • No Scalpel Procedure
  • 3 Days Off to watch basketball during March Madness – Doctor’s Orders!

What is Vas-Madness?

Across the nation, Urologist have found an increase in Vasectomy Appointments in the month of March. The procedure has been linked to the common sports craze of March Madness, where Sports Fans draft up their brackets for the long anticipated NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. Why do men feel the urge to go through a vasectomy procedure for basketball? Doctors will urge their patients to sit back and relax for around 3 days, excused from any heavy lifting. This results in men laying in bed all day, watching basketball. It’s a great excuse to focus on your brackets!

Why Choose Advanced Urology Associates for a Vasectomy?

Unlike many vasectomy clinics in Chicago and the Chicago suburbs, Advanced Urology has 9 board-certified urologists who specialize in male genital anatomy and fertility on hand. That means that, our physicians require the highest standards of training and performance.

Saturday Vasectomy Appt’s Available!
8 am to 12 pm

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Questions About No Scalpel Vasectomy?

We are happy to schedule an appointment and take the time to discretely answer all the questions and concerns you may have. If you any have questions about getting a no scalpel vasectomy, visit our FAQ or contact our adult urology experts at Advanced Urology Associates at 815.409.4930 or request an appointment.